yay such a momentous occasion even though i know nobody cares lol

have you ever had salty orange-flavored cake? 200/10, i would recommend
congratulations btw

no i havent and im scared to try it. and thx

u should, it really slaps
LIKE IT IS SO F**KING GAY

im straight so im good

i mean i support u, but like how does that work?
like how do you do stuff like, u know
sorry btw
must be tough

like i swear im not heterophobic, i just don't get it

i'm just a man who likes women ig idk what else you want me to say lol

i just don't approve of this
like it's okay if you do it behind closed doors, I don't care
but when you shove it in my face...

bro what are you even talking about anymore you're changing the subject with every comment dude i can't understand what you're saying

its just not natural
its not the way god intended it to be
i try to understand but i don't
im just disgusted and dissapointed

disappointed about what?!