Take up as much land as you want, so we can play an invasion battle.

Ah, k, so Putin's dictatorship, Mongolia, West Taiwan, Japan, Korea, not Taiwan as Patriot took it, Turkey, North India, the Stans, Myanmar, Thailand, North Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, the Middle East, Egypt, Libya, Greece and Turkey, right?

Yep. Except Egypt. Took that over and then gave it back. How much sand does a war criminal need?

Good point.

I’ll take France, Spain, Italy, and the African Countries that have those Red Borders in them.

I'll take all of the Midwest, (Mississippi River to western Idaho), Taiwan, and Germany, please.

What the map looks like so far.

Unowned land: Prized assets
Western States like Washington, Alaska, New Mexico and California
Central America's Canals and Tequilla
Southern America's Samba skills in Argentina, Colombia and Chilly Chile
East Africans like the Egyptian Sands, teh South of Africa and ze Sudans
SE Asia like Malaysia, Singapore and Indonesia

Unwanted Lands:
Benelux
Romania
Africa (no one cares, jk)
Venezuela
Cuba (unless you want to commit war crimes against commies)
Switzerland (too neutral)
Antarctica
Cyprus (no ones cares about lil Cyprus, jk)
Iceland (false name)
East Oceania (who really cares about who gets Papa New Guinea)

DIBS ON A LARGE PART OF EUROPE. (Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Austria, Hungary, All former Yugoslav states, Bulgaria, Greece, Albania, Romania, Moldova, Ukraine, Belarus, Kaliningrad, the Batlics, and the Nordics.)

I’ll take Greenland, Denmark, and Brazil

Land took: UK and Ireland, East America (Texas, Florida, NYC, DC, Illinois, New Jersey etc), East Australia and West New Zealand.