BORED BATTLE RESULTS; DRAW (WILL NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE FINAL BATTLE); DOCTOR WHO: 90% CHANCE OF LOSS (LIKELY TO BE CAPTURED OR DEATH); GOKU: LOSES WHEN SAITAMA FINALLY GETS BORED AND DEFEATS HIM WITH ON PUNCH; METAL GEAR TEAM: RAIDEN HAS KILLED POLITICIANS BEFORE AND HAS THROWN A HUGE ROBOT BEFORE, ARMSTRONG HAS NANO-MACHINES, SNAKE HAS TOP CLASS MILITARY TRAINING. 50% CHANCE OF WINNING OR DRAW; JESUS AND OBAMA: 50% CHANCE OF WINING OR DRAW BECAUSE JESUS AND OBAMA
