Splatoon
Shit ships
Plots that make no sense
The fact that I also simp for weapons
Attempts to break locks even when given keys
Wants to Legalize dueling
Wants Inkmatas to cosplay as you guys
External pain I hide
Attempted to keep my love for Nintendo as a secret
"How many bananas can kill a human"
Wonders about worthless shit like "how do inklings shower"
Believes Medieval ways are better then modern times
"The greeks are bearing gifts but sadly not in a giant wooden horse"
Has used over 5 sketch books
Literally has calamitymod.fandom.com saved on my phone's dictionary
Literally has sketchfab.com saved on my phone's dictionary
Simps for my own character
Shipped myself with Calamitas
And a hell lot more