RIP Gilbert and Bob

MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN WALK INTO A BAR. THEY SAY TO THE BARTENDER, “GIVE US TWO ASS-HURTS.” THE BARTENDER SAYS, “HOW DO YOU MAKE AN ASS HURT?”; THE OLSEN TWINS SAY, “WELL, BOB SAGET HANDS YOU A CHOCOLATE MILK THAT HE JUST MADE, AND YOU WAKE UP THREE HOURS LATER LYING ON YOUR STOMACH...