DY: bruh it’s been only like 2 weeks and stuff happens

Milk: yes, but I don't have car insurence

DY: buy insurance

Milk: I will, but who's going to pay for this

OJ: don't look at me, I thought he was calling me dear

DY: maybe you should look at the CAR WINDOW

OJ: Yes, but I'm so short, I can't push the pedals and look out the window at the same time! On second though, you probably should've been driving.

DY: okay but you already climbed up to the driver seat
you’re technically “the most powerful being in the universe”, why can’t you grow bigger?

OJ: because, the vessel I'm in restricts my strength. And if I use my true form, I'll end up ending existence.

DY: bruh stupid oc lore

OJ: I know, right? Its dumb, honey

DY: bro lemme just

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Okay anyways, NERF OJ MILKTHESEVENSUPPORTER

OJ: let's watch their ads and make out during the epic parts

Which is the every af

DY: bro my stocks are dropping brb
*teleports*

OJ: bye honey *continues to doxx Jeff Bezos

OJ is nerfed 💀

Okay anyways

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DY: okay so I broke the fourth wall and made you nerfed OJ
So uh
Use your true form
now.

OJ: please don't find me ugly *she turns into a being made of pure chaos, a feminine cloud of darkness, with tentacles and claws, and with eyelashes* there

DY: ok now make your oj carton larger

OJ: *makes the carton larger and possesses it* woah, I'm so tall, im actually at eye level with you

DY: ok great
luckily I have this newly found dominating company called Balls Industry™️ so I can pay for milks car damage

Milk: good

OJ: I can kiss you without climbing now, this is gonna be so cool

DY: uh

OJ: don't worry I'll save the stuff until we get home

DY: uhh just binge watch all of the Balls Industry™️ Ads