Disturbing fax

POV: You hear the fact that; All of your life choices led to you reading this; Tardigrades can survive boiling water and breathe in space; You can die from pooping too hard; Geese have teeth; Toilet paper wasn't invented until 1857; The world's youngest mother was only 5 years old; Yemen has no official age of consent; Anyone can die with no known cause; Russia still hasn't recovered its pre WW2 population (And most likely never will at this current rate); There is a genetic mutation that turns the victim's hands into Lego hands; Nobody can hear you scream in space; The Earth isn't flat but isn't exactly round either; Humans are afraid of aliens, because they think they will be treated the same way that animals are treated by humans; You can download cp from the dark web if you're not careful; You could be developing cancer RIGHT NOW, and not know it until it's too late; Only 6 known people have ever survived rabies; We are closer to 2050 and slowly getting closer to 2100, than 1980 or 1990; There is a 50/50 chance that humans will survive this century at all