let him cook

I mean, have you tasted fried pedophile before? It's delicious. And if you add some BBQ sauce to it, it makes you completely forget about the man's screaming which made you hesitant to eat him in the first place. Would recommend. It's one of my favorite things to eat

No, it's better to cook them on a rotisserie. Slow roasts tend to work better on larger guys. The best part? The children that the pedos have in their basement can be fried as well. They make great appetizers. Somebody should open a restaurant one of these days...

could you recommend the type of equipment I should use? This sounds quite interesting.

It really does.

yes, and the children make for a good side dish

BRO THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FIRE
LET HIM COOK

LET THIS MAN COOK

let him cook and then sell his amazing bbq

Getting cooked or not they are still going to burn *pulls out flamethrower*

he wanted to eat the meat

hollup,let him cook the criminals

says the one who gives chipmunks head