Karens these days :

She goes within 2 centimetres of that dog she will become the new carpet my parents ordered

Let's not back up a bit, I've been needing new shoelaces

Ye I'll get her veins as extra laces for my new black airforce ones

red and black do go nice

red and black do go nice

She touches the dog I'll make her organs my new pillows

Touch my dogs trust me you will not with you were dead you'll wish I tortured you instead

She touches the dog I'll make her heart stop

She touches that dog I’m donating her organs 1 by 1 to the children’s hospital

Get em' Top Hatz

touch my dog and you will wish that i grant you the mercy of death.

If she even comes near my puppy, her fingers will be my candles

She even comes close to that dog, and I'll put her through something worse than death

lemme guess, forcing her to watch tiktok for 5 minutes

Really? I love where this is going

I didn't know toes were mad with modification of jimmy neutron

oh those karens

If she goes even within 10 feet of that dog I pray she is damned to hell after what I'll do next

i would too

I like this guy

Ya I'll make her hair my dogs leash

3.1 million views?

let's goo

I would do that even tho i wear boots (no need for shoe laces)

Whoa pal hol up lets just relax and turn on the radio ok?

ive seen that video

You mean the Karen right?

more like karen the fat idiot (cringe mock name i did)

Actually, let's go with that one

If she touches the dog I will bring the sun down on her like the US did to two certain cities

she touch that dog and ill make sure that her muscle tissue will be my nerf darts

didn't know the Thanos snap worked on hair too

Hey let’s play a new game called Burn The Karen

She touches that dog and I will take her colon my new jump rope.

Lay a hand on my dog, I’ll drown you in the bog.Come near my house I give you poison of the mouse. Come near you’ll beg for mercy. Poem, By TheConmanMemer

No no no, this isn’t far enough. She so much as TOUCHES that doggo, she will suffer eternal torment in Tartarus

She touches that dog and I’ll make her kidneys my new chess pieces

one single touch and you are dinner karen