January 6th! I remember that dreadful day! The world stood still and watched in horror as heavily armed nazi stormtroopers skillfully surrounded the capitol, seizing passers by and executing them on the spot to make them an example. January 6th --the day democracy died. Let us bewail our fallen nation! Let us mourn the lost lives of our brothers (I mean non gender specific comrades) who fought so valiantly to save our welfare state from the clutches of violent, deadly, overpowering evil. Let us always remember to bring it up in conversations about totally unrelated things, especially when there are more pressing issues that we don't particularly want to talk about.