internet a time or two
you probably saw some
things that didn't sit too well with you
PME panel
rule 34
the power five
guru chan
and underage porn
but there are a group of people that are lurking in the net
that will make you wanna burn you're eyes out with cigarettes
furries are most certainly the lowest of the low
and here's a song to educate you so you'll know
If you don't know what a furry is allow me to explain
furries are a mix of human and animals that's the thing
but there is a lot more to it than this
furry is a lifestyle not just an interest
You're basic average furry
is a man in his 30's
overweight, socially inept and really dirty
he says he has Asperger's
so he doesn't have to answer to the way he kills conversations faster than cancer
furries like to have competitions
to find the most things wrong with them
To try to get attention
the pretend to have depression or cry about their past on a roleplay session
Furries love eachother 'cause no one else will
they live in furry houses in the middle of hixville
having little parties with their fursuits on
tip from anonymous: you're doing it wrong!
furries
make a habit of raping you're childhood
furries
the burnt furries tried hard as they could to make the fandom acceptable and keep it all clean
but they couldn't control it, now its all a sex scene
furries
a simple symbol of utility
f**king furries
posting naked pictures no one wants to see except
furries
when your social life is on the internet, you lower your standards and take what you can get
the furry fandom doesn't have its own identity
it's basically a cluster f**k of nerd communities
a little bit of anime
and a bit of fantasy
and a generous helping of bestiality
Every kind of fetish you've heard of before was invented by japan
and stolen by a furry
And once you thought you cataloged
every furry kink
they will throw you for the loop
and f**k the kitchen sink
it's funny because furries get more sex than you and i
but if you see their partners you would probably wanna die
the purpose of the fandom is sex and nothing more
furries say it's different but we've heard it all before
the giberish is universally adored
they acomplish this by being undescribable w**res
but dont let that distract you if you dig a furry chick
but keep in mid she probably has a really big...secret
then we have therianthropy, by far the hardest to take seriously
they are known as other kin and their a bar
