KARENS, I PRESENT TO YOU SOME TOUGH, BUT HONEST, ADVICE FOR A HAPPIER LIFE; 911? MY COFFEE IS TOO HOT! IT IS NOT A CRIME IF YOU SEE A BLACK MAN JOGGING ON THE SAME PUBLIC TRAIL AS YOU; IT IS NOT A CRIME, AND THE POLICE WON'T GIVE YOU A REFUND, IF YOUR DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER CAME WITH PICKLES WHEN YOU ASKED FOR NONE; IT IS NOT A CRIME IF YOUR NEIGHBOR CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR PROPERTY; IT IS NOT A CRIME, AND NO ONE CARES, IF 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS MAKE YOUR SHIH TZU NERVOUS; IT IS NOT A CRIME IF A NEIGHBOR'S KID IS RIDING THEIR BICYCLE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION; FINALLY, IT IS NOT A CRIME IF SOMEONE PARKS NEXT TO YOU
