tbf kirby can inhale literally anything

I bet if he tried hard enough he could inhale the gaster blasters and get
G A S T E R B L A S T E R A B I L I T Y

YES

"SANS HAS KARMA ATTACKS" "SANS CAN TIMESTOP" "SANS CAN HACK TIME" BITCH, STFU DOOM SLAYER HAS IMPENETRABLE ARMOR, KILLED GOD, AND DESTROYED BOTH HEAVEN AND HELL. SANS DIED TO A F**KING 10YO WITH A SHARP OBJECT. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH DS'S STRENGTH, SPEED, COMBAT EXP, AND WEAPONRY. I SCROLLED THROUGH THE DEATH BATTLE WIKI AND FOUND "SANS VS DOOMSLAYER" THE ARGUMENT:

bro- 💀
Kirby can become anything

Kirby can bounce up and down if you spam up and down on the d pad