And before any libs / lefties get their collective panties in a bunch, let me be clear that I do not support, nor am I suggesting China doing anything to Nervous Nancy, were they to invade Taiwan when she's there. This, in spite of how feckless, hypocritical, useless, and borderline evil I personally find her to be.
To be clear, I would find China doing anything to the US Speaker of the House (or any elected or appointed govt official, for that matter) 100% unacceptable. In other words, this is humor...