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Thank God that nothing happened | Yeah, I sure am living the life. There was almost a school shooting since somebody brought a gun, and apparently, I was one of the victims. | image tagged in asriel's noelle temp | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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[deleted] M
4 ups, 4y,
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I'M the quiet kid.

That's MY job.
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1 up, 4y
😀
1 up, 4y
lol
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[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
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Fun facts:

6 minutes remain.
1 up, 4y
🔫
2 ups, 4y,
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Wdym you were one of the victims?!
[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
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They had a hitlist

I was 2nd in line lol
1 up, 4y
Oh sh-
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1 up, 4y,
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Thats not funny
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y,
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Well, if I died I wouldn't really care

I've seen too much anyway
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
smh
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
2 ups, 4y,
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you should've have pressed the b button to enter buy menu to buy guns so you could shoot the school shooter
[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
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Yeah, after all, I'M the quiet kid.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
yea, dude stole your job.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y
That's what I get for lying on the resume.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
He ain't gonna get a good gun from the basic shop, he needs the premium shop
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1 reply
i thought this was csgo, guess he'll need to download some gun mods.
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y
I need to csgo get some bitches, though.
1 up, 4y
No wonder

(This post is a joke for legal reasons)
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1 up, 4y
5 seconds before Folie posts a picture of Columbine.
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Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, and with a box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen, and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
Then say, "Your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah"
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
Run, run, run, run
R-r-r-run, run, run
R-r-r-run, run, run
R-r-r-run, run, run
Run, run, run
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
A rolled cigarette?
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1 reply
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y
yes
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I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu,
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal,
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner -
But I've never met a nice South African!

No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man!
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards,
Who hate black people!

I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait,
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late,
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool,

I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school,
I've met a normal merman, and a fairly modest German -
But I've never met a nice South African!

No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man!
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers,
Who smell like baboons.

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind,
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind,
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings,
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings,
I've seen a flying pig, in a quite convincing wig,
But I've never met a nice South African!

No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man!
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths,
With no sense of humour.

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire,
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire,
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies,
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies,
I've had a nice pot noodle, but I've never had a poodle -
And I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man,
Because we've never met one either!
Except for Breyten Breytenbach, and he's emigrated to Paris.

Yes he's quite a nice South African,
And he's hardly ever killed anyone,
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why we put him prison
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NIGG-
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Damn
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Yeah, I sure am living the life. There was almost a school shooting since somebody brought a gun, and apparently, I was one of the victims.