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SO LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO RESPOND TO THE OBJECTIVELY MISNAMED 'DONT SAY GAY' BILL WITH 'JUST SAY GAY'; WELL HERE'S THE PROBLEM -- YOU ALWAYS 'SAY GAY'. IT SEEMS TO BE THE BEGINNING AND END OF YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY. SO MUCH THAT APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T TEACH MATHS TO 5 YEAR OLDS WITHOUT BRINGING IT UP, AMONG OTHER WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE SUBJECTS