im in pain

beat his ass with a block of cheese and a baguette

Take his favourite toy, cut it into pieces and serve it in his next lunch

Asbestos
Or throw him in a forge

cyanide

hi can you unban me from post ban?
some guy on cyan_official reban me from
cyan_official when wallhammer post unban. can you fix
that?

the reason was that
i was talking about a site mod
comment banning me from insulting an
enemy of ours. so they comment ban me from
the whole site. and now the cyan_official
moderator thinks im insulting them.
but i was talking about the site mods.
we must make an imgflip 2 with me the co-owner
and someone smart of ours to be the creator

Take the spoon and shove it up his ass

Easy, hit him back but not in the crotch. DO it overtime in small, non tattle-taleable hits

hes a huge tattle tail for a 10 year old.