Red Portal, a mischievous god who likes to make messes for other people to clean up!

zach: lets go beat this fool down *the fallen appears and hits the ground so hard i launch myself toward the portal*

*Red Portal watches you, confused*

*me and the fallen come top speed toward him*

*he floats to the side and you fly into the portal*

zach: Wait waaah!

*You come out in a Minecraft plains biome*

zach: what the hell, y do i have a bad feeling i know where i am

*Red Portal floats through, laughs at you, then flies back through as it disappears*

*looks at the fallen and me and realizes were cubic*
zach: oh cmon

*a portal appears. it is like the nether portal, but made out of stone bricks with a green screen*

zach: i dont think i should go there

*the Stone Lord eats more cookies*

zach: *starts working on a base*

Stone Lord: “You’r sure you don’t want help?”

zach: no im good *continues*

Stone Lord: “Ok. I’m gonna build a shack for the night.”

zach: *continues as he hangs from the side of the building*

*a giant stone castle rises from the ground next to yours*

zach: *keeps building but uses his stand to help build*

*The Stone Lord walks in his castle*

zach: *finishes his tower and goes inside*

*The Stone Lord's castle towers over yours*

zach: *goes back to crafting*

*the Stone Lord's portal from earlier deactivates*

*the Stone Lord shrugs*

*the fallen starts barrage punching abunch of cows*

Stone Lord: "Want any stone?"

the falen: na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
zach: i think i got this

Stone Lord: "Okay."

*does menacing pose while the fallen keeps killing things*

Stone Lord: "Do you have a base?"

zach: i just got here

Stone Lord: “Ok.”

zach: *keeps crafting stuff*
*the falln keeps gathering stuff*

Stone Lord: "Well, I'm a living statue. So, you know."

zach: i dont eat rocks so yeah no im good

Stone Lord: "Gross."

zach: im a human so i cant digest rocks
*the fallen gives me all the wood he punched down*

Stone Lord: "But you would get all kinds of slimy, stretchy chunky things in your mouth." *eats a black and grey cookie*

zach: i cant eat rocks, not humanly possible *starts crafting*

Stone Lord: "Try one."

zach: i dont think i will

Stone Lord: "You don't know what you're missing."

zach: i cannot eat rocks, i will die if i do and i have a reputation as the strongest stand user in the world to keep up

*The Stone Lord comes out(he is 3 blocks tall)*

*starts backing away slowly*

*The Stone lord looks at you* Stone Lord: “Ah. A player. I thought this server was abandoned.”

zach: im not a player i was dumped here when some red guy stole a building from my world

TheStone Lord: *blinks* “Oh. Well, are you gonna challenge me or something? That’s what players usually do. Or rub away screaming. That works too.”

zach: well i dont have any weapons and idk if u can damage stands or not so ima get some tools and do what ur suppose to do in monecraft, THE FALLEN!
*the fallen appears in his minecraft form and starts breaking trees*

The Stone Lord: “If it can get hurt by meteors and lasers, I can slay it.”

zach: a stand is the physical manifestation of a persons soul and can only be hurt by those who can damage peoples souls

The Stone Lord: *shrugs* "I guess not, then. Want a blackstone chip cookie?

*the fallen still punching tree's*
zach: stones and cookies sounds like a bad mix my dude

(RUN away... sorry)