Red Portal, a mischievous god who likes to make messes for other people to clean up!

blobie, that came out of another red puddle at the same time as him, holding a mcdonalds happy meal: hi

*Red portal looks at you in confusion for a second, then you start getting pulled into the portal*

blobie: *eats fries while being sucked into the portal

*you come out of the portal in a Minecraft plains biome*

*blobie remembers the farlands incedent*

*a portal opens near you. It is like a nether portal, but with a stone brick frame and a green portal*

BLOBIE: were not gonna go to the farlands right

*the Stone Lord comes out (he’s three blocks tall)*

ripper:sighs* *webs him* :3 now wheres meh mcdonalds

the player: "Cool. I'm bosSlayer."

ripper:well uhm i have some news so im not a player im trapped in the game here if i was a player could i do this?? *swings around just like irl*

bosSlayer: "Cool." *they get to the castle, and the player places one of the stone heart blocks in a hole in the door*

ripper:well how we gonna beat him?

bosSlayer: "I dunno. I haven't before."

ripper:hm

*the door retracts into the walls, revealing a giant chamber inside with giant double doors at the end*

ripper:0_0 kinda dramatic

bosSlayer: "Yeah." *walks towards the double doors*

ripper:swings in kicking the doors in* :/

*after about twenty other rooms, they get to a giant chamber with a throne in the middle. On the throne, there is a statue*

huh

bosSlayer: “Okay, the Stone Lord.” *puts a stone heart in the middle*

watches*

*the statue stands up to it’s full height, three blocks, and gains color*

turns into carnage*

Stone Lord: “Hello player.” *eats a blackstone cookie* “Want a cookie?”

yo bet ill take a cookie say less!

*he hands you a blackstone cookie*

eats*

*it grabs a boulder, and throws it at you*

doges*

*it shoots lasers from it's eyes*

webs its eyes*

*it seems to have no effect*

? hm........

*a player appears*

?

is hanging upside down from web*

webs around it* HEY GIANT MONSTER WANNA KNOW WHATS BETTER THAN WEAPONS?????? ..........math

*it doesn't have much effect. The player takes out a netherite pickax and rushes at the Stone Wheel*

helps them*

*the player starts mining the stone wheel*

hands the player netherite armor*

oh :I

it gets stuck and cannot move*

The player: "Nice skin. Have you ever fought the Stone Wheel before?"

no

The player: “Ok. Basically, you have to mine it’s heart.” *the player pulls out the green blocks* “They buff you.”

ok!

*he hands one, and the moment you touch it you get speed I, jump boost I, and strength I*

*puts in pocket*

The player: "I'm going to the castle. There's an even better boss called the Stone Lord. Wanna come?"

sure!

The player: "Okay." *starts walking to the middle of the island* "What's your name?"

ripper

*The player takes it and gives you five emeralds, and continues mining*

nods*

*the player gets to the center of it, where there is a small chamber with glowing green blocks floating in the center*

*climbs one with wall crawling*

*the player mines the green blocks* The player: “Run!” *dashes back through the hole*

runs* NOPE NO NO NO

*the Stone Wheel starts flashing like it is about to explode*

webs it to hold the blast*

*the player grabs you and dives away as the Stone Wheel explodes violently*

!

*there is a hallway with a lava pit for a floor* bosSlayer: "Oh yeah, we need to go through a trapped maze."

ripper:i gotcha *picking him up and climbs through the top of it*

bosSlayer: "Thanks, but I'm fine. There's a barrier block bridge." *drops down, and lands on invisible barrier blocks and walks straight to the other side*

ripper: :P

*the next room has pressure plates covering the floor. bosSlayer walks on a certain path to get to the other side*

ripper:follows his path* *SMORT*

*the next room is a hallway with five statues on either wall*

ok

*bosSlayer mines one and the door opens*

:/

*Red Portal flies away first, and you start getting sucked into the portal*

ripper:! .....*swinging to keep balance*

*you are pulled into the portal*

still swinging* hm this is..............wierd?

*You come out in a Minecraft plains biome*

oh hey a camera might aswell take a pic

hm.......kewl

*a portal appears. It is like a nether portal, but with a green screen and stone brick frame*

walks in it*

*you come out in a place like the end, with a star shaped floating island, but the island is made of tons of different kinds of stone and has an enormous stone castle in the middle. There is a gargantuan statue in the middle of the point you are on. It is hundreds of blocks tall, with a normal torso, arms, and head, but instead of legs it has one giant wheel. It's eyes are glowing green. A boss HP bar shows up and says 'Stone Wheel.' It turns to look at you*

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