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I'd like to file a lawsuit. This is clearly just a copy of Noah's ark.

Just like when Zeus flooded the earth lol

Funny how that always seems to pop up everywhere. Almost like it actually happened ;)

https://archive.org/details/TheAdamAndEveStory_201904

Good luck finding the un redacted or shortened version, was banned for years but you can find a redacted version on the cia and nsa website free

I'll give it a look

The audio book on YouTube is about an hour, it’s all about the many cataclysms and how it would work and signs of them. It’s actually a pretty decent book

Oh cool, that means I can do it in half an hour on x2 speed XD

Prof immanuel velikovsky is another great writer about cataclysms

Here 144 pages, original was around 280 pages

I think it's in the public domain by now. (This is NOT legal advice)

Ok Mr Lawyer, answer me this. If I have a screaming pig in my backyard, what decibel does it have to get to before it becomes a disturbance of the peace?

Whatever decibel that gives me a sudden craving for bacon.

That's not a very legal answer
are you even a lawyer?!

Do I look like a money machine? You have to pay for legal advice.

..... how much?

4 acres of land.

Desert? :)

You could sell your pigs and make room for your cows.

I don't have pigs, only cows

Prime farmland.

sorry, no deal, my cows need food

You just said you had some.

I said "if" :)