Certified shitpost

OH GOD I AM SCREWED

The last book I read was "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley.

It was the Bible, so……

Uh oh.

F

Some dumb king so not very screwed

I’m fighting a dragon so…

Oof

Don’t worry, one good bullet (or a few) to their skull should do the trick.. if not, imma need me an f-16 or a missile launcher.

Oh god

It’s just a queen who can use mind control on her subjects, no big deal lmao.

Cool
But if we’re talking about movie/tv show I am literally dead

Same XD

Yeah I would prefer a dumb king over the mind flayer lmao

I would have to take on the Goblin + Sandman + Electro + the Lizard, I may or may not be spared from Doc Oc cause of the movie plot.

Damn

I’m probably fine
It’s Greg heffly

Greg is never an anatagonist though. Youd be againist the cheese touch probably

No. Greg is a TERRIBLE person

But he's the protaginist, a villian isnt exactly evil, they just combat againist the protaganists idealogy, like saying that the US was the villian to USSR and vice versa, neither was actually evil, but both went againist each others opinions

But he is an evil human. If you ask me? Rowley is the protagonist

But a protaginist isnt exactly nice either. A protaganist is the person who is featured most often. And the point of an antagonist is being againist protagonist, not evilness. That would be like saying in "shrek" thst donkey is the main character and shrek is the villian because shrek litteraly raids towns and (possibly) eats humans

Shrek is an anti hero

But hes a protaginist, no amount of wickedness or kindness matters

No. A protagonist is a character we should root FOR not against

But in the dictionary, it says a protaginist is a main figure of the movie/ book, nothing based upon opinions and such

Doesn't make him any less a villian

But a character cant be an antagonist and protaginist at the same time

A protagonist is a main character. Doesn't make them a saint

The villan in the last book I read is literally a crocodile made of crakers

Actually?

Yeah

Agrona Vritra and Kezess Indrath... looks like the 2 warring gods are coming for me, the Basilisk and the Dragon... not even the power of Florida Men will save me.

Oh cool, I’m fighting a dragon too lmao, not two gods tho. Good luck with that. Have an f-16 fighter jet.

Ha! My Dragon is the king of the gods, leader of the genocide of the ancient mages and biological grandfather of the MCs adopted daughter, while the Basilisk is the king of the evil gods of Alacrya, and the biological father of the MCs adopted daughter

I’m fighting a dragon who can mind control all of her subjects as far as I know XD. I’m breaking out the fighter jet.

I'll need a squad of fighter jets AND an Apache helicopter