Joke and Bambi ocs allowed (any ocs allowed), any rp allowed I'm kinda bored anyways

Erotica: yo?
Vee: *ptsd dog moment*
(cause you know the alleyway in splatoon 2 has the metro entrance)

(I know)
Inkmatas: Sup
FA3: Cute dog

(what dog)
Erotica: so hows life

(You put PTSD dog moment)
Inkmatas: Doing fine, just got ProFreshional by Grizzco
FA3: Doing good

(no like that's the look vee has on her face)
Erotica: That's pretty fresh!

(Oh)
Inkmatas: I'm getting good payment and lots chunks, Cash, and gear
FA3: *Sighs* Last shifts gear wasn't pleasant to see

Vee: ...I don't get much from salmon run
Erotica: Vee, you don't even visit grizzco. Even when I say that I'll join you

Brekon: “Huh.” Riko: “Where are we?”

Inkmatas: *Notices Brekon* Wow look at those!!!
FA3: oohh that's interesting

Brekon: “No clue.” Riko: “Hello!”

FA3: hiiiii
*Inkmatas walks to Brekons weapons*
Inkmatas: wow, nice and shiny!!!

Brekon: “They’re made of energy. Very sharp.” Riko: “I have swords!”

Inkmatas: Wow!!!
FA3: I'd love to see them

*Riko pulls out two swords, both larger than himself by at least a foot* Brekon: “He also has a thing he called the ‘Thunderbrush’ that ha uses to amplify his lightning power.” Riko: “It’s part toilet brush!”

Ocapt: "Are those squids?"

Inkmatas: *Chatting with FA3*

Ocapt: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

*Inkmatas and FA3 notice*
Inkmatas: Huh?
FA3: Oh?

Ocapt: "Uuuuuuuuh..."

Inkmatas: What's up
FA3: hiiii

Ocapt: "Are you squids?"

FA3: Yeah
Inkmatas: What, do you plan to cook us

Ocapt: "No, I..."
*Ocapt goes completely silent, and begins to remember things from over 200 years ago*

FA3: Inkmatas, you need to be nicer

*Ocapt looks traumatized*

Angel: O why hello who may u be?

Inkmatas: I'm Inkmatas
FA3: I-I'm Meg

Angel:i´m angel nice too meetcha

Inkmatas: Yeah
Meg: Mhm

Daidric dragnoc: what in oblivion..

*WD glances at a map and realizes he HAS to go through the alleyway.*
WD, behind a wall: F**k.

Mitan: …

Inkmatas: Sup
Inkling girl: Yo

Mitan; hi

Inkmatas: So, why you here
Inkling girl: *Leans on a wall*

Mitan: *hiding a knife in his pocket* just going for a walk

Inkmatas: *Also hiding a knife* Bullsquit, what kind of walks involve a ultra specific path

Mitan; … a planed one

*Inkling girl pulls her pistol*
Inkling girl: Give us your money
Inkmatas: *Pulls her knife*

Mitan: … to be honest I wasn’t expecting this

*Inkling girl keeps the gun pointed at you*
(Tbh, I wasn't expecting this too happen either)

Mitan: *gets his wallet out* so how much

Inkmatas: 20,000
Inkling girl: yeah

Mitan: ok