BASED ON A TRUE STORY; SERENA HAS A CRUSH ON ASH; THEY'RE STILL NOT TOGETHER; SERENA IS ABOUT TO LEAVE; THEY KISS! ASH DOESN'T BLUSH OR ANYTHING; SHE NOW LEFT; ALOLA CAME! SERENA MIGHT BE BACK! SHE DOES NOT RETURN; ASH FORGETS ABOUT HER ALREADY. ASH BECOMES A TOTAL IDIOT IN ALOLA. NOW HE IS DOING BUTT SHAKING?!? HE WON THE POKEMON LEAGUE SOMEHOW STILL AS AN IDIOT; ALOLA ENDS; A NEW REGION IS COMING! BUT SERENA IS STILL NOT BACK; CLEMONT AND BONNIE RETURN BUT NEVER EVEN MENTION HER; I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT I GUESS. SHE'LL RETURN ANY MINUTE I BET. THOUSANDS OF YEARS PASS AND SHE'S STILL NOT BACK