everybody hates chris 2

There is one impostor among us

…Stop it and take my upvote.

LMAO

Why does everyone hate Chris? Chris made a joke. That’s all

i hate chris

Genius

it’s a rare one and i have not found anyone outside of my area who has it

Huh that is actually pretty smart

okay i searched up my last name and a sex offender popped up
it’s a woman

Wait
Aren’t you a woman

this was in like 2004
i read about it and it was probably her showing a kid porn
so not rape which is good

Oh good

i’m not related to these people biologically they just adopted me

Oh
Did you ever know your real parents

i was a dumbass baby so no

Huh
I’ve only ever like really known one person irl who was adopted

i see a bunch of obituaries
time to make another one

You what

cut my life into pieces
this is my last resort

Why

nevermind

I am thoroughly cunfuzzled

wubbity

Bubbity

haha

Who the f**k is chloe

well, let’s see

the first letter of my username is c and the last is e

the first letter of chlóe is c and the last is e

coincidence?

i think so

Huh
Makes sense
I guess

Holy shit

This is certainly the greatest mystery know to man

not my real name only a nickname

Damn Céleste is a cool name tho

if you stalk me and find my profile the last name there is not my actual last name so haha
no internet people knowing my real last name

The funny

yes

Oh f**k
Random chest pain

oh shit

Ok
Its gone

good

Yeah