Mine in the comments

🤔 oh yes, once I was playing scrabble with my dad, I was 7 at that time, and I wrote the word $ex 😳
My dad was laughing so much, even tho I didn't realize what that meant, later on I found out what it meant and I think that was really embarrassing 🙈

that is probably the best thing iv'e heard in this whole comment stream next to easterbolt's rum waffles

😂 fr

I'm 16 now. About 6-7 years ago, I was getting ready for school. Mom had made be some waffles. I guess she had something else to do, so she left the room for about five minutes. Anyways, I noticed she forgot my syrup, so I went to the fridge to get some I pulled a glass bottle of what appeared to be syrup. I poured all over, took a bite and I was so sick the whole day after that. I had to get a new waffle. Turns out it wasn't syrup... It was a bottle of Rum.

XD

Omg 😱

Lmaoooo

😂 that's not even the worst thing I did. When I was much younger, maybe 2 or 3, my dad was mowing the grass and I was sitting on the porch. I look down and saw the red gas can with a yellow tube. 3 year old me thought that this was obviously a juice box. I went down, and I started slurpy. I took one small sip and was immediately disgusted I started crying. Dad saw what I was doing and quickly ran over and took the can away from me. I am honestly surprised I didn't even get sick from it, even though I took a small sip. And I was only 3 at the time I can't imagine what would have happened if I kept drinking that gasoline. My dad also learned a lesson that day. Never leave gas cans and other dangerous chemicals laying around where kids can get to them.

Child you evidently had an appetite for drinking unhealthy things

Indeed 😐

BRUH WHY YOI DRINK WEIRD CRAP

Those secrets are going to die with me.

I have three,

1. I ate a hot dog-shaped eraser for 5 dollars in 6th grade.

2. I had to go to the hospital for extreme constipation in 1st grade.

And

3. One time in 4th grade I farted extremely loud and the whole class fell quiet and looked at me, and the teacher said "go to the quarter if you can't control your body." so I sat in a quarter for half an hour.

Being born.

I feel ya there bro. You're not the only accident here

My father was in the hospital for a long time after coming home from war. Mother took us to see him one day and I think I talked the poor man's ear off about a television show I'd watched the night before. I was like 7 years old, and didn't realize how very sick he was at the time. Still, I was oblivious to how poorly he must have been feeling! To his credit, he patiently smiled all the while I blathered on.

Yes that's quite embarrassing, which war was he in?

That ain't ebari. That's wholesome

Embarrassing idk what autocorrect doing with my words lmao

Gives me PTDS when i see this

i did terrible shits as kid
and gives me brain damage when i remember them

The list is far too long to pick one.

Let me guess...

You told something that might seem innocent but actually had a complete different meaning to ur parents or a teacher

You accidentally fell or something like that

You told a lie And got busted when people found out

Bad memory from school which embarrassed you

Your parent or friend did or said something kinda sus out in public while you were watching

I once was helping with laundry and put a new red towel in with all the t shirts and they came out pink. Oh, you said when I was a kid? I did that yesterday. My husband isn't happy about his pink shirts.

who asked

I did. Have some respect.

The original poster, lol.

Op

Lets see
In 4th grade i wanted my teacher to call me the python. That was a weird email from my mom

I

threw a temper tantrum in public..... twice

and these were full on rage tantrums, not your typical child drama

i was a messed up kid XD

im 14 right now boutta turn 15 soon but a couple years ago i remember this i was like going around the store with one of homies we go way back i see this girl i notice she following us i confront her shes WAS A WHOLE ASS MAN mf i was dead i had a stroke this girl was a man yeah but he was tryna ask us if we wanted to buy something from his shop since no one was there another one i was in school i was a mean ass kid i didn't really care abt rules but all my school years i've been in a bad class every year my class would go threw at least 6+teachers ik its sounds so dumb and fake but its not so in 5th grade we had the vice principal for the day he was like go to the back of the class my homies nelly was there we was goofing around he notices he's like pay attention i said no he's said imma call u mom i said who cares later i get home play fortnite my mom said son your teacher call i was flabber ghosted i said yeah he said he was gonna tell u how good i did she gave me the look like u better tell the truth now this goes on for like what 5 days i go to school my teachers not there so we all playing around brought out board games couple minutes latter he comes in everyone doesnt move and they blame it on me telling him i made em do it how u gon tell on me bc u wanted to play like mf im reading harry potter tryna ruin my day with your problem get home same thing but my friend comes over and shows my mom the video of like the day something like that idk but bruh I GOT MY ASS BEAT HARD so i learnt my lesson

I'm sorry I just had a stroke reading that

XD

…say what?