3 MORE EXCUSES CRIMINALS NEED TO STOP USING SOON; 1) "I FOUND IT OFFICER"
CARS, DRUGS, GUNS, CREDIT CARDS, JEWELRY, MULTIPLE DRIVERS LICENSE, OR LAPTOPS JUST FALL FROM THE SKY WHEN YOUR HOMELESS? YEAH, NO YOU STOLE THEM. 2) "TOUCH ME AND I'M CALLING MY LAWYER"
LADY CRIMINALS LIKE THIS ONE. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THE ONLY LAWYERS YOU KNOW ARE ONES FROM MOVIES; 3) "WE JUST MOVED IN OFFICER!"
MYSTEROUS CRACK PIPES UNDER YOUR MATTRESS? YEAH THE COPS ALREADY KNOW THOSE DON'T GROW OUT OF SPERM STAINS MAGICALLY.