3 EXCUSES CRIMINALS NEED TO STOP USING SOON... 1) "IT AIN'T MINE OFFICER"
THE COPS ALREADY KNOW THE SHOTGUN IN YOUR BACKSEAT AIN'T YOURS. THEY ALSO KNOW YOU STOLE IT. ZERO CROOKS HAVE BEEN RELEASED BY USING THIS EXCUSE....ZERO! 2) "THIS IS MY FRIEND'S CAR"
COPS ARE ABLE TO RUN THE PLATES YOU STOLE OFF A WORK VAN TO PUT ON YOUR STOLEN MONTE CARLO. AGAIN, THEY KNOW ITS NOT YOURS, BUT WHO WAS CAUGHT DRIVING IT DUMBASS? 3) "I ONLY HAD A COUPLE BEERS OFFICER"
COPS WILL MULTIPLE ANY NUMBER YOU GIVE THEM BY 14. IF YOU ARE STUPID SOBER, WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SMARTER DRUNK?