POPEYE GETS STRONG BY EATING GREEN SPINACH! SO HE CAN PROTECT THE VULNERABLE! ZALENSKY GETS STRONG BY EATING GREEN US TAXDOLLARS SO HE CAN SEND MOMS WITH MOLOTOVS AND KIDS WITH 2 DAYS OF TRAINING TO GET SLAUGHTERED-
-ON BEHALF OF HIM, HIS NAZIS, AND HIS WESTERN OLIGARCH BACKERS.