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FUR AFFINITY: A Narrative Poem By SimoTheFinandized - 2022 CE
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Once upon a dark yet lightly moonlit Seattle-based midnight,
Typically ever on this night so dark, rainy, and dreary,
Outside my stately furry shared-household manor-house,
Usually lit quite well, both inside and out, very clearly;
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On the highly-frequented furry social-media website
Known by none other than the name "Fur Affinity"
I had surfed on my personal gaming laptop-computer
For many hours, now very tired, weak, and weary;
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Over this quaint website I had searched and uploaded,
And quite great many a strange, curious, and spuriously
Voluminous treasure-trove of many years collected yore;
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Of furry-themed art, music, and stories of which
All very highly-stocked within its store,
Along with elaborate fursuits and other
Likewise crafts known within these servers galore;
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I was quite an interesting oddball at this particular time and tale,
A 18-year-old US-based increasingly-nihilist bisexual-white-male;
An Irish-Catholic furry tech-genius polymath as-of-yet of no avail,
Great at art, music, writing, fursuiting and computer-programming unveiled;
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With my technical genius, business-level acumen, and social-media following,
You could say I created quite a decent furry-themed empire most unfaltering;
With my art, music, writing, websites, games, apps, and animations on fire,
You could say I put everyone who ever wronged me on their funeral pyre!
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While I went online to upload some more web-content
That I had previously made before in a creative state unwavering;
I clicked my personal user-profile's bookmark whilst unthinking,
Suddenly there came unto me without even slighty blinking;
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A very dire-most and ominous Internet-based warning,
And now my heart, my weak and weary heart, was filled with more
The most gravest forms of mourning ever found galore,
In terms of Wi-Fi connection, now nameless here forever more;
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"This is not at all possible!", I loudly yelled and pleaded,
But my Google web-browser, yet still so very slyly conceited,
Remained completely blank, blank while I refreshed the page repeated,
I upstarted, "Just a blank page, this damn machine hath onto me beated";
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Within one loud scream, I knew I was surefire defeated,
For then my cookies were now all done for and deleted,
So there I unrelentingly begged, standing and now no longer seated,
"Give me back my connection to my furry-friends galore!"
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Then the most unholy of answers came unto my query,
Through the Internet, that I had loved so dearly,
Came to me its answer, ever more grimly dark and dreary,
Quoth this wretched server --- "Error 404"!
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