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168 views 3 upvotes Made by kevdex10 2 years ago in freethinkers
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sure
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You became an atheist because Jesus made the one exception to send your dog to hell.
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Everyone is born an atheist, retard. People don't choose religion until their parents force them too.

Let me guess, out of all of the gods humankind has invented, you think the one that your parents forced you to believe in is the only real one?
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You were not born a Christian, as that is a choice and you lacked the capacity to make that choice or to understand what it means.
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gol dang riley. That's a lot of typing. But not being rude or anything, but for a Christian you sure do cuss a lot.
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holy shoot. weren't you just riley?
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nothing it just confused me...
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Nah it's good. Just for a second, I was like who is this candy bar. lol
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Atheism is a lack of belief. Its really not a hard concept to grasp, maybe ask your teacher if you can stay late to try and catch up with the rest of the kids in your class?
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yo kevdex. I thought you died for a while since you weren't responding. But then again wishes don't come true. Oh and also I will stay after class to catch up on more than just homework ;)
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Another thing you were wrong about. Imagine that. Most people don't brag about how stupid they are to strangers but I'm guessing you don't have a lot else to brag about. Looks like your god hates you just as much as everyone else does.
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This is my stream, and its a stream specifically designed to discuss these topics. You don't get to tell me what happens here. If you can't handle it you are more than welcome to leave.
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Well, let's just see in 80 years which one of us is rotting in hell.
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How about you pray for us to stop and if we don't then you know that god, and by extension your entire life up until this point, has been a lie.

The good news is that you can still have a life after you leave a cult.
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I don't know if you can have a life after leaving the KKK
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Why wouldn't I bring your bronze age imaginary friend into it? Its not like fairy tales are real; literally nothing happens when I tell the truth about your god or anybody else's.

Well, sometimes they throw temper tantrums, but then I just laugh when I see that the god they supposedly believe in doesn't even bring them peace, or the intelligence to tell me why I'm wrong.
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80 years? You're as bad at math as you are at everything else. If there us a god then he made your only purpose on earth to make me laugh.

Is this seriously the best you can do, Christians?
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So...somebody brings up the millions of innocents who have been raped/tortured/kidnapped/murdered by your friends and suddenly you don't want to discuss this any? Imagine that!

If you insist on having an imaginary friend, try finding one you can actually defend instead of having to run away because you haven't been told what to think about what I said.

Also consider an imaginary friend whose followers don't rape and torture and kill anyone in his name.
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So god thought your brother was such a piece of shit that he decided to kill him at 25...and you still worship him? That is the textbook definition of an abusive relationship. I hope one day you'll be strong enough to get out of this relationship with a being who clearly hates you and thinks you deserve to suffer.
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I should also point out that nobody asked how your brother died, I asked why god thought he deserved to die. Too bad you spend your time reading about fathers having sex with their daughters and not working on your reading comprehension.
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Seriously though, what did your brother do that made god think he deserved to die? I know how you Christians are with young children...can I assume they were involved? What did he do to you?
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You're still not really smart enough to get atheism are you? No atheist hates your savior or anyone elses. You can't hate something that doesn't exist.

What we hate is how easily manipulated people who believe in bronze age fairy tales are, and how easy it is to get you to repress/rape/kill others because a pedo in a robe told you that your savior wants it. Any guesses as to how many millions the church has killed in Africa by telling them that condoms don't prevent HIV?
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yo my guy. You've become obsessed. Your like a stan man
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Cause it's fun
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That...is 100% a lie your parents told you because they don't respect you enough to tell you the truth. It shouldn't be a shock to find out that the people who told you about santa claus and the Easter bunny and noahs ark lied to you.
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How do you pick and choose which children's tales you feel like believing in? Seems exhausting, you should probably go for an "all or none" approach.
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