*Shows up at church on Christmas*

Me: It's Jesus's birthday today!

Everyone: HUZZAH!

Me: *pulls out machine gun* And you're ALL invited! >:)

jesus throws a hell of a party

You're not wrong...

If I die I swear to god I'm going to want to be reincarnated as DOOM guy and go down to hell and f**k some demon b****es

Tell them the ants sent you

Waaaiiit....

well i get the picture

I was about to ask