Prove thy innocence

All the holes were used up by my gang, so I needed a fresh one to have sex with him in. Can you blame me?

hey stop stealing my food

i play goat simulator

i might not have done it

I may have did it or not

I am listening to blink-182 right now does that count???????????????????????????????

i was eating school pizza

I may or may not have done it

He wouldn't fit in my closet. To many bodies

I would have eaten Billy.

Who’s Billy?

I was browsing e621.net

uh

I was at security

I shot jimmy, not billy