Any character allowed.

Matok: "I was in the middle of practicing for a performance!"

*There is a village on the other side of the hill, and a swarm of barbarians*

Møne: "Woah."

*Smogey keeps shouting commands*

*Møne just watches*

*The humans are winning*

*Matok walks over to watch*

*the humans defeat the barbarians* Smogey: “As expected.”

Møne: "Why are civilizations fighting?"

Smogey, walking away: “They just came here out of the blue. That part was fine, but we got annoyed and attacked when they started having loud parties at night to celebrate. We need sleep!”

*Møne starts walking towards the humans*

*the humans (five men) are celebrating* Smogey: “They do that literally every time. And tonight there’s probably gonna be a huge party. I hate parties. I only like practicing my magic and exploring ancient ruins.”

Møne: "Excuse me, kind sirs, but why were you partying at night? The peoples that attacked you simply need sleep, but they can't do so with your nighttime parties."

A human: “We won!”

Møne: "I don't care."

Another human: “Where’d you come from?”

Møne: "Hallownest."

The human: “Whatever.”

Møne: "My body is covered in my blood. That's why i'm pitch black."

Another human: “Gross. Go away.”

Møne: "No."

Smogey: “What’s a basement?”

Møne: "It's a floor of a house that's in the ground, basically."

Smogey: “Oh.”

Møne: "It's really nice down there."

Smogey: “Okay.”

Møne: "So, uh, where's everybody else?"

Smogey: “On the other aide of this hill.”

Møne: "Okay."

Smogey: "Orgledorp atdork riggleaf dopental!"

*Møne walks over to Smogey*

Smogey: "Oh."

Matok: "I can see him right now."

Smogey: "Okay."

*a pitch black figure is just casually floating over the water*

Smogey: "AUGH!! NOT- Oh."

Matok: "That's just Møne."

Smogey: "Okay."

Møne: "Hello."

Smogey: “Hi.”

Møne: "I honestly forgot where the fridge is. I live in Matok's basement, by the way."

*he is shouting to something on the other side of the hill*

Matok: "Who are you?"

Barbarian Prince: “Hurr?” *turns around* “Florgtod omnod athogrob indulstentex!”

Matok: "I have no idea what you just said."

Barbarian Prince: “Ahem... Who art thou... No... Uhh, who’re you?”

Matok: "I'm Matok, famous musical artist! You?"

Barbarian Prince: “I’m the prince of the Barbarians. Or just Smogey.”

Matok: "That's cool. I have a demon that lives in my basement."

Smogey: “No, we’re barbarians.”

Matok: "The demon usually follows me around. I know a Barbarian, but from Castle Crashers."