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I can eat anything I see

but your super slow.

*Slowly walks into a crowed mall*

ill try one
i can summon anything

No matter what it will find a way to attack you.

It will never back down never what

but if it is a living animal, it suffers from osteoporosis

Ur depressed :))

Shapeshifting!

you nut every time you shapeshift

Bro wtf-

AYO MAN

What,it's not a bad side effect!

I can summon all the spirits ant stuff I can see into the physical world

But they Will be 3 times denser than they normally would be

I cum uncontrollably 24/7

you get smacked upside the head 24/7

I'll use my cum as a defense

no

So i get slapped uncontrollably and i cum until i die

yes.

Well that f**kin sucks

sorry dude.

Everyday you have to fill a cup with semen and drink it.

Maximum hotness

but you're invisible to anyone who'd find you attractive

Zamn why

Cuz they can

Fair

suffer

Zamn

Attractiveness*

werewolf

you can only change back to normal for 1 hour

that means I will be lowkey feasting on my fam for 23 hours of the day

damn respect

F**K!

Telekinesis

no one belives you and forgets when you show them

The ability to not have those sh**ty random stomach pains that make you feel like you're about to die

you have those shitty radnom stomach pains 24/7

well now that's just contradictory. Am I having the stomach pains or will I not? We've created the Sh**ty Stomach Pain paradox

time travel and freezing and unfreezing time

You can't control when the time freezes and unfreezes, And if you time travel you can't control how far back or forward you go, Or where you end up.

But your skin is incredibly sensitive to light

I can slow and speed up time

But your age changes depending on when you go

*to me only

I can control light (make a room dark or bright, blind someone, make myself invisible, make apparitions, see things from miles away, that kinda stuff)

you fall for it too

Altering the light in any way will blind you, And if you make yourself invisible you can change back.