felt handsome, might commit acts of evil

Is this actually u?

uh yeah y

Cuz theres a person next to you

yeah i was in class with the homies

Oh ok im in school rn too

y u ask

you certainly are handsome! and coincedently,i was just about to set a laundromat on fire! maybe we could do it together~

sure thing let me get the gasoline

and i'll bring my Molotovs! and some hot dogs to roast!

i got the buns

it's like you read my freaking mind! trust me,there is nothing more romantic then a weenie roast on the smoldering wreckage of a burning laundromat!

i mean we could roast some other weenies too~

ooh!~ stop it,you kinky boy!~ *playfully scratches your chin while letting out a low,sexy chuckle*