Why are you reading this?

nabuki: *pulls out uno reverse card* no u

Nok: "I will deny your life."
*Nok just pulls out a machine gun and shoots Doge's gun*

(Doge is too preoccupied to notice that Nok is leaving,still attempting to call the same person-)

Nok: "Goodbye!"
*Nok closes the portal*

Doge:Wait wha- Oh. He's gone.

*a smaller portal appears and Nok just flips Doge off using it, but forgets to close it afterwards*

Doge:(whispering to himself) Oh,there's no way I'm fitting though that-

*a figure walks through and the portal gets larger*

Doge:Oh,hello.

*the figure flips off Doge before walking away*

Doge:Well then,I'm definitely underprepared for this,so-(the person finally answers thier phone)Finally,what were you even doing?

*the portal starts slowly closing*

Doge:Well,guess it's time I get serious,if you're not gonna take me seriously.(He teleports infront of Nok,and repeatedly hits him with a baseball bat,surprisingly hardly-)

Nok: "I'm gonna need you to move, please."

Doge:No.(He hits way harder than before,actually catching the bat on fire with the swing-)

Nok: "Fire? A hard swing? Weak. How about you just move out of the way, and I'll let you try again later?"

Doge:You know what,screw it.(He calls someone on a phone-)

*Nok pulls out his phone and starts watching Helluva Boss*

Doge:...(Nobody picks up the call that he did-)

*Nok pushes Doge out of the way and opens a portal*

(Doge calls the person again-)

*Nok walks into the portal and starts closing it*

(Doge quickly goes into the portal-)

*Nok is visible, slowly walking in one direction happily*

(Doge follows Nok from a distance,making sure he isn't noticed by anyone-)

*Nok eventually goes inside of a tall building*

Doge:Oh,well.(Pulls out another gun)

*Nok just shoots that one and then laughs evilly as he pulls out a bomb and lights it, still holding the gun*

Doge:Ok,that's it.(He pulls out a bat,hits the bomb sending it flying,and does the same to the gun-)

((am I allowed to swear))

(Yes.)

((ok. good.))
Nok: "Look, you... dog... Thing, I don't give a single SHIT about your weaponry. You can't kill me. I find a way out of everything. EVERYTHING."
*Nok's face starts turning to static*

Doge:Well,good luck beating me then.

Nok: *yawn*

Doge:...You know what,I'm just gonna do this.(He throws a piano at Nok.)

*Nok is completely unfazed by being hit with the piano*
Nok: "Oh, i'm late for a meeting with some of the world's greatest villains, similar to myself. I gotta go."
*Nok starts walking away*

Hi doggy. I am unkillabe. shoot me as much as you want. it isn't gonna do anything.

JooJooShooShooMooMoo: YOOOO *pet doge and takes his fake gun* WHOS A GOOD BOIII

(Doge shoots you,congratulations you got the ded ending.)

JooJooShooShooMooMoo: *says in his las few words* a-a-a-actually *coughs blood* i-i-i-i-i--ii- do-d-d-d-d-on't t-t-h-h-t-t-h-ht-tink s=s-s-s-s-so *pulls out uno reverse

Doge:Oh shi-(The damage gets reverted off of you,and onto Doge-)

JooJooSHooShooMooMoo: I'm sorry bud

le frogge:oh no