COMBAT ROLEPLAY moment

Jack:...bro..I have shit to do...please just leave me be...

Bad man 1: “Because I want to live man! Please I promise I won’t come back here!”

Jack: NOT F**KING GOOD ENOUGH, IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A F**KING REASON I WILL POP BOTH OF YOUR F**KING HEADS! * sees 2 reaching for guns so I shoot his hands* YOU HAVE TEN F**KING SECONDS! * begins counting down*

Bad man 1: “I’ll- Ill give you anything you want! Money, Girls, Guns, Anything man!”
Bad man 2: *hes now groaning in pain after being shot in the hand*

Jack: GIRLS?! MONEY?! I DONT WANT THAT SHIT! IMMA ASK YOU A F**KING QUESTION! DO YOU HAVE A MOTHER?! DO YOU HAVE A F**KING FAMILY OF ANY KIND?!

Bad man 1: “Uhm… No??”

Jack: THEN F**KING DIE!! * pops a cap in his head and shoots the other one*

Bad man 1: “if you have shit to do then you shouldn’t have came here.”
Bad man 2: *he just stands there with his shotgun*

Jack: this is the way to the market..at least...the "market"...leave or I will not be very happy

Bad man 1: “oh sure we’ll leave, give us about a whole month then we’ll be gone from this shit hole.”
Bad man 2: *he still stands here holding his shotgun*

Jack:* begins charging rams into the first guy and hold him by the neck with his gun* F**KING SHOOT! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

Bad man 1: “Holy Shit!”
Bad man 2: *he was caught off guard so he fired the shotgun almost blowing off his friends head*

*I shoot the other guy and hold tight to the first one* YOU WANNA F**KING LIVE?!

Bad man 1: “Hey! Don’t shoot me man please I’m just doing my job!”
Bad man 2: * he was technically shot so he’s on the ground now*

Jack: I ASKED! DO YOU WANT TO F**KING LIVE! DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIEND TO LIVE! *hold tighter around your neck*

Bad man 1: “Yes! Yes I want to live who doesn’t!? Now please let me go man!

Jack: WHY SHOULD I LET YOU GO?!

Police jeff: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUMS

Bad man 1: he fired his pistol without hesitating
Bad man 2: he just watches

Police jeff: *dodges*

Bad man 1: he ran out of ammo and he starts reloading
Bad man 2: he takes aim with his shotgun

Police jeff: *shoots guy 2*

Bad man 1: he watches his friend get shot
Bad man 2: he was shot and now he’s on the floor

Police jeff: surrender now

Bad man 1: he raises his hands slowly still holding his gun

police jeff: you have been caught commiting crimes against skyrim and her people, what do you say as your defense?

Nok: *sarcastically* "Oh no, whatever will I do, there are two men pointing guns at me, oh no..."

Bad man 1: “are you seriously gonna just stand there…”
Bad man 2: “I think he finds this as a joke.”

Nok: "Yes, I will just stand here. And this isn't even a funny joke."

The bad mans just looked at each other

Nok: "You know, if I wanted to kill you guys, I would have done so already."

Bad man 1: “stfu” he proceeds to fire his gun towards you
Bad man 2: he just watches

*Nok catches the bullet*

Bad man 1: 🧍
Bad man 2: 🧍‍♂️

*Nok pulls out a machine gun covered in blood*

Bad man 1: “HEY HEY SHOOT SHOOT!”
Bad man 2: he cocks his shotgun aiming towards you

Nok: "You're gonna have to try harder than just guns."

Hey bucko's. If you want to shoot me, go ahead. I'll just dodge it forever. Or ya know, I'll just yeet ya.