SkyrimGuard

Nok: *sarcastically* "Oh no, whatever am I going to do?"

"You will pay for the disturbance you have caused with gold septims or spend a week in a cell, your choice criminal."

Nok: "Hmmmm... Which one t- HOW ABOUT I DO THIS?!?!?"
*Nok turns into a helicopter and starts flying away*

"Archers! Take him down!"

*Nok becomes a regular vessel again and smiles like a super-villain in a movie trying to look like a good guy*

(Glaring) "If you want your head to remain on your shoulders, you will pay for your crimes accordingly."

*Nok's head turns 180 degrees to face the guard, but the body doesn't turn with it*
Nok: "My head's fallen off before. Happens all the time."

''You try my patience criminal, now pay for your rimes with gold or your blood.''

*Nok pulls out a bomb and a lighter*

Nok: "I have NO blood and NO gold!"

"Then you'll pay with your life!"

Nok: "I don't have one."

Me: Dafuqe

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"

Me: I did? I don’t remember doing that.

"Then who else committed the crime you just did?"

Me: *Shrug*

Orro
"You're making a mistake..."

"No, I know your face, you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense criminal?"

"Fine, I'll pay the bounty."

"Good, that is what a responsible person does."

Sheridan: oh sh*t

"Wh-what in sovengarde is that?!"

Sheridan: HANS! Help me!

"How? What are you??"

Sheridan: a tank!

Daidric dragnoc: *currently stabbing the heck out of a thief who the guard might be mixing up with dragnoc* what is illegal to kill a thief?

"That thief would've been tried and brought to justice, you are killing that thief thus making you a murderer, now pay with gold or your life, criminal."

Well he’s not entirely dead he’s just severely hurt theif: HELPPPPPPP daidric dragnoc: see?

"Well.... I suppose he isn't dead, so technically you are doing the city a favor. (Sheathes sword.) Good day." (Walks off)

Good day to you too sir *he uses a paralysis spell on the theif* let's get too the jail *he carried the theif to the barracks*

Ending unlocked: Common ground

Good now that is taken care of let's see if there are any Bounty's to hunt

(Can I use a dragon OC actually? I don’t have a Skyrim OC currently but dragons come close I guess)

(Perfectly reasonable, so long as they aren't OP.)

(You don’t mind if I use a WoF oc, right?)

(Meh, at the end of the day, this is just a roleplay, just remember you can't kill the guard.)

(Ok)

(I would use Stardust but they are the literal definition of OP, Ember is currently fighting a war and has no specified abilities despite that being the hole Nuclear Dragon species’s thing, I really need to give them some specified abilities, the last three are WoF OCs which probably wouldn’t fit well lmao. Oh and theirs Leafstorm, who would start killing everyone in sight because he hates humans because of a war.)

Maxis: “What is this all about, my good sir?”

"You, You have been caught committing crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"

Maxis: “I have no idea what you are talking about. I am here to locate a relic of immense power that may help my people.”

"Is that why you stole the relic from the master wizard? Speak or I will make you speak in a cell."

Maxis: “I haven’t located the relic yet. That must have been someone else. I advise you stop them.”

(Snorts) "Good luck with that, the master wizard confiscated all magical weapons or relics this side of Whiterun, can't get it back unless you know someone on the inside."

Maxis: “If you would let me go, sir, I would be on my way. The relic doesn’t appear to be here.”

"Alright, good luck with your quest." (Sheathes sword)

Maxis: “Thank you. Have an excellent day.” *flies away*

I run

"Stop criminal!" (Chases after you)

As I run I look back at the soldier and shoot it with a bow and arrow, into his leg

"Deya above!" (Drinks potion and rips arrow out of leg) "Archers! Get them!"

*no archers r there* I laugh!

''If I am to dispatch you myself then I will, fight me cowardly criminal!''

I stop, I do an evil grin and reply how do u know I'm a criminal if all u saw me do was run from u

"An innocent person would've stayed put, but you ran like the criminal that you are."

Wtf?

This was f**king 2 months ago, I have no clue

Lol