Oppression Olympics

Where are the gorgeous women?

pathetic. no one is going to sleep with you.

From you, I'll take that as a promise. Believe me, I'm grateful.

you do realize no one knows who you are. Your simping is going unnoticed by, and I'll assume you are straight hesitantly, any women. so your efforts are wasted here. Better to put on a pussyhat and simp around your local bars or roadside bathrooms.

Mike Obama is yolked. Dude looks like he is really hitting the roids.

Your comment suggests that you are confused -- about a number of things.

Your comment suggests you are a liberal troll who is under the age of 20. My guess is you still live with mommy and daddy. Probably in the basement.

What if I'm a 90-year-old troll who lives under a bridge?

Then you’d be Dianne Feinstein.

Ooh, you got me!