WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF RUSSIA DID THIS? "IGOR, LISTEN TO ME. GIVE MONEY TO MOST CRAZY ENVIROMENTALIST CLIMATE CHANGE WHACKO FANATICS. HAVE THEM FORM GROUPS TO SCARE AMERICANS INTO THINKING WEATHER IS GOING TO KILL THEM IN 10 YEARS"; SORRY FOLKS, I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF; "CLIMATE CHANGE IS A GREATER THREAT THAN 9/11, GIANT KILLER SEA MONKEYS, AND MEXICAN CARTELS COMBINED TIMES A MILLION BILLION! YOU WILL DIE! DIE I SAY!"
