THE LAST IMAGE WTF

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Wait isn't that a crimson tide hat too?

That top left image was me when arguing with my mom when I was 7 or 8
The bottom right img, like WTF

i was advanced enough to dodge my mom lmfao then she slapped an open bucket of nails on accident

Oof did that hurt?

i mean my mom tried beating me for her own pleasure but always failed

my older sister wasn't that lucky but she's abt the most masculine girl i know (yes she's straight cis female). apparently she was hit in the head with a hammer and she didn't even feel it

so yeah, me and my dad were just laughing at my mom when she had like 50 nails in her right hand

Hmm

Is it possible to learn this power?

O wow

it is and it's a simple and unbreakable spell:

LOTS and LOTS of caffeine, you'll be so fast you'll make Lamborghinis look slow. preferably bang energy and/or monster energy, or if you want that natural feel, some kind of cold brew coffee with 2 or 3 espresso shots

downside: you'll get an addiction

Sweet home Alabama