Help 4

HELP 4 (CANNY TO UNCANNY: READ FROM TOP DOWN); YOU YOUR FRIENDS AND CRUSH ARE PLAYING WII SPORTS; YOU GET PROMOTED TO PRO; YOU EAT GOLDEN WINGS WITH THEM; YOU SEE A GIANT COCKROACH; WHO CARES ABOUT IT, YOUR DOG POUNCES ON IT AND EATS IT; YOUR CRUSH KISSES YOU ON THE CHEEK; YOUR MEME GETS 1000 UPVOTES; YOUR FRIENDS AND CRUSH HAVE TO GO; IT’S ALRIGHT! YOU’LL JUST HANGOUT WITH THEM NEXT WEEKEND! YOU GO TO BED AND DREAM ABOUT GOOD THINGS; YOU WAKE UP; IT’S 3 AM; YOU GOTTA PEE; YOU CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE; YOU GET OUT OF BED AND WALK TO THE BATHROOM FEELING LIKE SOMETHING’S GONNA COME OUT OF NOWHERE AT ANY SECOND; YOU PEE AND GET THAT GOOD FEELING AFTER YOU FINISHED. YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR WHILE WASHING YOUR HANDS; YOU SEE A MAN WITH A PLASTIC MASK AND A CHAINSAW; YOU TURN AROUND IN FEAR BUT SEE THAT HE’S NOT THERE ANYMORE; YOU LOOK BACK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE THE CHAINSAW MAN AGAIN; WAIT A MINUTE, YOU MUST BE LOOKING INTO THE DARK REALM. THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS BY WAITING TILL 4 AM; YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND WITHIN MINUTES YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS; THE CHAINSAW MAN OPENS THE DOOR AND WALKS INTO YOUR BEDROOM; YOU RUN OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND DRIVE AWAY IN YOUR CAR; YOU GO TO YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE BUT YOUR SOMEWHAT SURPRISED HE’S STILL UP AT THIS HOUR; YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED; HE DECIDES TO COME WITH YOU BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVES YOU A SHOT GUN