piano

I feel like punching your dick and cutting off your balls, all and all I want you dead.

What are balls.?

Testicles

I don't have any.

Here they are.

You coppied that from google.

Say that again and I'll make sure your neck gets chopped of like the French did to the kings.

All men have testicles. They're next to your p**is

Who is wemen?

How about yes

I just destroyed every copy of that song, so no.

Can you tell an actual story that is real?

In -153, Roman consuls begin their year in office for the first time on January 1.

Thanks, tell another one.

January 1, -45: The Julian calendar takes effect as the civil calendar of the Roman Empire, establishing January 1 as the new date of the new year.

Wouldn't it be 45 B.C?

Year -45, 45 BC, who gives a damn, they still say the same thing

Its kinda confusing to me, but I highly doubt that this knowledge will stick, as this guy's brain has the tumor the size of a watermelon.

https://youtu.be/gT4RDSGqdYU?t=1

I only listen to good music

It is good music.

It isn't

Yes it is.

You want to listen to some actual good music? Then stop using Reddit as a reliable source! No president has ever used that as a useful source of information!

Well, the news dosen't talk about video g*mes

Because that proves that video games are good.

Fortnite kids **shakes head in disappointment**

I don't play fortnite, I don't even know what it is.

It's a game where you need to kill all the people in the place you're in and it stops cringy 9 year olds from playing minecraft and ruining it because said cringy nine year olds play fortnite instead

I'm npt a 9 year old. I won't play Meinkkkraft

1. *minecraft 2. I didn't say you were 9 I said the people who play fortnite are 9

I don't play it.

I never said you played it

Now can you please stop playing Minecraft?

No, it makes me happy

I don't care, please stop playing it?

No also what is a thing that makes you happy?