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Intro:
Watashitachiha kyōki kara ijō made, futekigō no sekai ni imasuga, watashitachiha saigomade tomodach-
OH CMON! THEY ALL DIED TO A GAS EXPLOSION?! JESUS CHRIST!! oh my god why did I even direct this.. just.. just get it to the episode already

(Deboys anime, season one, episode one. "The Kitchen")

Narrator: (Mumbling) oh great, I'm directing another stupid ani- OH hello! As you can see, this isnt just a normal anime.. This is an anime of Deboys! Anyways. I'll shut up.

(The screen cuts to the Deboys hangout, and pans again to Despacito Yoda cooking, Despacito Yoda is in the image.)
Carlos: Hey Yoda, whatcha cooking?
Despacito Yoda: average soup.
Carlos: Oh cool
Milk: can you put extra milk in my bowl?
Despacito Yoda: Ehhh, do we have enough?
Milk: uh..
Spike, going down the stairs: Hey I got milk!
Despacito Yoda: wait where'd you get this?
*the screen pauses for a second.*
Spike: I dunno, I just saw a milk carton under my bed.

Dreamio slides down the stairs: Ey! You gonna make spaghetti tomorrow?
Despacito Yoda: Maybe, anyways dinner's ready!
*everyone goes to the table, Carlos accidentally swallows the chair because well, he's void form.*
Despacito Yoda: eat up!
*insert eating scene here*

Narrator: Well, this is getting boring. Wait, there's someone looking out the window!
*screen pans to the mysterious figure.*
Narrator: Uh oh, it's the Shipper! Wait who is tha-
*The Shipper breaks the glass, and shoots some weird gun, Despacito Yoda pulls out his shield out and deflects it.*
Milk: BRO WHO IS THAT?!
DY (Despacito Yoda) i dont know, but help me!
*Milk throws a milk carton and Carlos straights up absorbs the Shipper.*
Carlos: well that ended quickly.
DY: yeah.

*Deboys go back to eating.*

holy gyat

It's.... Me.

will this anime include the blob trio?

No, maybe
are you even in Deboys?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM.
BLOBIE?

Okay then no

let blobie be in episode 2
deal?

Maybe but likely no