Me: Can I have your hat?

Trainer: bread, macarons, my ha- I mean water.

Me: Hmmmm what else?

Trainer: that’s all I have!

Me: You sure?

Trainer: y-yes..

Me: Damn it.

Trainer: w-why?

Me: Well, it looks kinda cool.

Trainer: b-but it’s important to me!

Me: How?

Trainer: m-my parents gave it to me, they sadly died shortly..

Me: Oh shit that’s deep. What else you got? What else can you give me?

(Cringe alert)
Trainer: I-I have u-uhh *blush* b-bath water

Me: Nah. I don’t feel like dying.

Trainer: o-oh okay.

Me: What else do you have?

(mf, they arent a trainer. that's Dawn)

this is just a roleplay

bro imagine caring
the only rps i do at this point are w/ my friend or if its warrior cats related 🙄

bro you literally said that it’s not a trainer and it’s dawn
Wdym imagine caring

that's the fun part about being a stupid ass underraged clown on imgflip
i dont know why im here or what im doing

Nok: *pulls out machine gun* "Give me the hat."

YOU GO***MN HEARD ME

Trainer: but my h-hat is important to me!

IF ITS THAT VALUABLE, MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN INTO A POKÉMON BATTLE WITHOUT MONEY

Trainer: uh.. how about something else like..
*blush*

Solider:I WANT THAT HAT

Trainer: y-you sure not someIng else?

Solider:I will trade you this *holds out master ball* for that hat!

I forgot some disclaimers, might turn into an ERP

“YOU HEARD ME, WOMAN!”

Trainer: o-ok but you sure you don’t want anything else more important? *uwu*

“What’s more important than this?” I say, pointing at the hat. I seem genuinely confused for a man who’s 40-45 years old. Literally, not understanding she’s talking about sex.

Trainer: u-uh like *blush*

“A N S W E R T H E G O D D A M N Q U E S T I O N .”

trainer: just something that’s important, like me!

I just stand there in silence, and burst into laughter shortly afterwards.

can deiz join?

uh ok

deiz nuts in ya mouth

i want your hat

Trainer: u-uh you sure?

yes

Trainer: b-but can’t I offer anything else?

what else can you possibly have to offer better than that hat!

Trainer: u-uh *flert* m-me?

but hat

Trainer: b-but I’m way better!

UGGGH fine

2 hats

Trainer: wait what.

yes 2 hats

Trainer: uh ok.

Haha

Trainer: uh but I don’t have two hats!

Fine then the one hat

Trainer: okay..
*gives hat*

haha i got a sick hat now *puts on*