I’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS; GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS FIRST; YOU ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO LIVE; THAT’S THE GOOD NEWS?!
WHAT’S THE BAD NEWS? THE BAD NEWS IS,
IT’S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
AND WE’RE TURNING
THE CLOCK UP AN HOUR.
GOOD BYE!
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