YAAAAHOOOOO

Chompy(a chain chomp but instead of a chain, he has a rocket): “Arf arf! Ooh!”

Mario:..ok this is the first time i have ever seem a chain chomp with a rocket

Chompy: “Hi there! Arf arf!”

Mario:..holy shit it can talk

Chompy: "Do you have any mushrooms?"

Mario: a couple why?

Chompy: "I'm hungry. Could I have one please?"

Mario: sure *gives chompy a mushroom*

Chompy: "Thanks!" *eats it*

Mario: No problem!

Chompy: "Hey, I think I saw an interesting warp pipe earlier! I could show you!"

Mario: Lets-a go!

*Chompy bounces to a brown pipe*

Mario:...huh...never seen a brown pipe

Chompy: "Me either!"

Mario:..hmm..i wonder where it goes

Chompy: “Me too! Let’s go in!”

Mario: No i cant let you go in. I don't know if its safe

Chompy: "Don't worry! I'll be fine!" *breathes giant fireball at nearby goomba, defeating it*

Mario:....ok then....LETS-A GO! *jumps in the pipe*

*Chompy follows*

*they land somewhere*

*it’s Peach’s castle* Chompy: “Boring!”

Mario:...welp i wish the pipe led somewhere else

Chompy: “Yeah.”

Mario:...

Chompy: “I’m gonna go visit my friend Aiden.”

Mario: ok!

*Chompy bounces away*

Mario:...

*There is an explosion in the distance. Zack, the captian of the castle’s guard (he is also a human and his usual colors are navy blue and lime green), rushes out of the castle*

Mario: ?

*other toads in the castle guard rush out as well*

Mario:...whats wrong?

One of the toads: “Mario! It’s Bowser! He’s attacking, and he has a really big airship!!”

Mario:...alright ive had enough with his bullshit (pulls out a RPG gun) HEY BOWSER!

*a giant airship outside turns towards you*

Mario: IM GONNA BLOW YOU TO BITS!

*it fires the cannons, blowing up the castle* (oh, and here is art for Zack) Zack: “Everyone! Evacuate!”

Mario:f**k this (mario eats a mega mushroom and picks the ship up)

*it's too big*

Mario: wanna come with?

Chompy: “Sure!”

Mario: Cool!

Chompy: “Let’s go!”

Mario:.....Ok then (slaps it out of the sky)

*it isn’t affected*

Mario:...

*Bowser kidnaps Peach*

Mario:..dammit

*the airship flies away* Zack: “Oh well.”

Mario:

Chompy: “Oh no!”

Mario:..welp i guess ima goin on a adventure

Chompy: “Yeah.”

Mario: im gonna invite some people to help

Chompy: “Okay!”

Mario: Ok so i called this guy who i hated back in the day

Chompy: “Who?”