I’m doing it again even though I have homework

The power to be auditor madness combat

you get beat up by hank every day

Also as long as it is pre madcom 7 Hank I’ll be fine

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Tricky answered first

There are no side effects

Yay

I CAN MANIFEST ANY WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN, FICTIONAL OR NOT!!!!

The weapon is converted to its materials after 10 seconds

If it’s a bomb, it immediately explodes.

Lol this just makes it easier to get away with the crime. Ten second Uzi lol

Just summon a nuke and the world is immediately in chaos:

Nah not that suicidal

I didn’t say you had to summon it near you.

OOOOH YEAH PUTIN BETTER WATCH OUT

*Russia declares nuclear war with USA*

NO WAIT I USE A MINI DEATH STAR ON THEM

It comes out of your ass and fires shit

You're too late lmfaool

Idrc

I can pause an online game without problems

Pausing offline games becomes impossible

Who cares I don’t play offline lol

The power of the Improbability Drive

No side effects

Thank you

Np

No side effects

Your own reply does not count

That one did tho

For fuсks sake

Your own reply now counts, have fun

Mine always did

Sorry

element bending (like in avatar)

Every time you do it a 70 year old man will bend over you for the next hour

is this a coincidence of some sort?
some old geezer winked at me in a sams club

Nah😉

bruh you better be joking

umm…

It’s very weak and you can only focus on one element at a time.

oof
no water whip for me :<

I can shapeshift into anybody

Only applies to fictional characters, powers are not gained

Alright that's not bad

To make anything appear

You get terminal brain cancer

Every time you make something you lose 1/10th of your braincells

Too late again...

Idc

Every time you do, depending on the size of the object, it threatens to tear a whole through space and end space and time for everyone. The largest thing you can create is a planet’s natural satellite (the moon)

This actually leaves you a lot to work with, I was considering making the largest thing you could create without consequences was a small hand gun but your possibilities right now are almost endless.