HE'LL PAY $15 FOR A GALLON OF GAS BECAUSE HE'S RICH; "TODAY, THE AVERAGE GAS PRICE IN AMERICA HIT AN ALL-TIME RECORD HIGH OF OVER $4/GALLON. OK, THAT STINGS, BUT A CLEAN CONSCIENCE IS WORTH A BUCK OR TWO. IT’S IMPORTANT. I’M WILLING TO PAY $4/GALLON. HELL, I’LL PAY $15 A GALLON B/C I DRIVE A TESLA"*; *AVERAGE COST OF LOWEST PRICED TESLA MODEL IS $44,990–$70,990
