PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN HAD QUITE THE HONOR BESTOWED UPON HIM RECENTLY WHEN AN EXTREMELY RARE AND PRIMITIVE PREHISTORIC; ANCESTOR OF THE VAMPIRE SQUID WITH A SOFT BODY AND TEN SUCKER-ARMS WAS NAMED AFTER HIM. IN AN EERILY SIMILAR COINCIDENCE, THE PREHISTORIC SQUID IS CONSIDERED BY EXPERTS TO HAVE BEEN VERY NEARLY BRAINLESS.
